If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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