Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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