This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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