is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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