I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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