If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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