THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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