yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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