I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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