love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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