I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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