Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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