i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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