): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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