The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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