why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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