So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
