i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
