My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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