I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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