Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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