The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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