you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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