no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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