Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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