I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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