They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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