Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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