Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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