I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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