do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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