Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
why is half of my head shaved?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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