I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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