she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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