soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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