i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I party with great urgency now.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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