lets start a swedish sibling band together
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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