I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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