Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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