I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
She's the barista slut.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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