idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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