I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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