Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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