I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
i need some magic done to my vagina
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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