Don't you send me to vm
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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