what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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