if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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