Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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