I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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