Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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