he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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