Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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