Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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