Me too!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
